three dogs 1 black 1 brown and 1 gold labrador's where sitting in a vets waiting room,and struck up a converstionthe black lab asked the gold one why are you here and he replied im a pisser i piss everywhere the final straw was last night when i pissed on my owners floor.so the black lab said what is the vet gonna do and the gold one replied give me prozac they find it works for everything.he then turned to the brown lab and said why are you here . the brown one replied im a digger i dig everywhere last night i dug up the owners couch and that was the last straw so here i am . the black lab said so you get prozac as well . the gold asked the black lab whys he's there to which the black lab replied"im a humper i hump everything the carpet the chairs the yesterday my owner was getting out of the shower and bent over to dry her toes and i humped her .so the gold one replied so prozac for you the black lab replied no im here to get my nails cut